PEDophiles: it’s time for doping-legal sports leagues
It Wasn’t Raining When Noah Built the Arc: doomsday prepping for coffee snobs
Why Are You Like This: summary and analysis from the second democratic primary debate
Things I Want To Say To The Guy In the Call Center at My Internet Service Provider (but can’t because he’s just a wage slave in a call center)
EPO is Cheaper Than an E-bike
Palm Oil Is Worse than Baby Oil (even if baby oil was made from literal babies)
How to Wage War on your ISP (and still be able to spend all day on Facebook)
Stop Buying Carbon Credits and Plant Some Fucking Trees
That Hat Looks Stupid but I Like That You’re, Like, Owning It
Blood on our Hands: we are each personally responsible for every bomb dropped on Libya (and there were a lot)
Dear Nixon,: wtf is even going on, goddamn, like, even Nixon had the EPA and the ESA as a silver lining
Summer Tips For the Pale and Chubby
Possible Consequences of Burning Down Your ISP (and whether or not it’s worth it)
Burn the Farm: climate change, agricultural conservation, and urban planning in the 21st century
Are You Watching Enough Television? (you’re not)
Handmaid’s Hellscape: women’s bodies are more regulated than guns (wtf)
What Is Chris Christie Even Doing Right Now?
You Should Adopt a Pound Dog (and we should also stop bombing civilians)
You’re Done Here: how to know when it’s time to retire
Only Mountain Bikers Care About Trails
This is not going to be a popular opinion, but then I guess it's really more a statement of fact than opinion at all: only ... Read more