- When your fingers are all wrinkly after the shower and they touch each other.
- The airport.
- When you’re rushing home because you really need to go to the bathroom and you just barely make it but the door is locked and your keys are stuck on something in your pocket.
- Anything with Michael Bublé.
- Nighttime ear mosquitoes.
- When you’re in a lake and something touches your foot.
- When someone is telling a story that you told them and they’re doing it wrong.
- Mealy tomatoes.
- A Trump administration.
- A conversation where everyone knows your name and you should probably know theirs but you don’t and you’ve been talking for too long now to ask.
- Peeling wallpaper. Or scraping stucco. Or sanding anything large. Really the whole Sisyphus thing nailed it.
- Like if they got rid of avocados. Or limes.
- Looking over your aunt’s shoulder while she uses Excel.
- No dogs. Just cats.
- Everyone on the road is from out of town and looking for a parking spot.
- A Trump administration.
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