NPR Member Gifts for the 21st Century

We at National Public Radio are humbled, as always, to welcome you each morning with the up-to-date news, weather reporting, and children’s programming that you need to start each day on the right foot. At NPR we know that you cherish the news that matters most to you, and our giving members are truly our lifeblood since public funding ended.

Here at NPR we live to showcase the compelling storytelling that makes you tick for a full month each year. We’re just a few pledges shy of our goal, and on pace to end this pledge drive some time in December. So please, consider giving today with a one time or monthly sustaining gift to your local public radio station, as we transmit from an underground bunker in an undisclosed location.

Remember that even a small gift can help us tell the stories that matter most, and we can’t wait to send you one of our member gifts for your contribution.

For just one Amazon Credit, a sustainably raised, fair-trade leather strap to bite down on through this primary season.

For the small, one time gift of two Amazon Credits, this organic cotton NPR tote bag will look great and show your public radio pride at the Amazon Commissary Farmers’ Market Park, and sports a hidden pocket for smuggling documents and passports from Canada. Available in classic beige or sassy navy.

A monthly sustaining gift of 0.5 Amazon Credits will let you hide in plain sight. This organic cotton reversible “PUBLIC RADIO NERD” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” t-shirt will keep you safe in any neighborhood, once the revolution comes.

If you give the small gift of 3 Amazon Credits today, this vacuum sealed Klean Kanteen travel water bottle with built-in ultraviolet purifier will let you drink the tap water.

Of course all gifts are recognized with a “Wait Wait….. Don’t Tell Me! No, Really, Please Stop Telling Me What’s Happening Out There!” keychain and bottle opener.

And right now, for a limited time, if you make a pledge by 10pm this evening, we’ll send you an NPR branded grappling hook to show your support for public radio as you scale the wall and escape to Mexico.

Now is the time. We hope you’ll consider making a gift today to keep the programming going, you’ve been listening for years….. right? Is someone listening? Please pledge today. Or send food. Or let us know you’re out there. Someone. Anyone?

Signing off. We’ll try again tomorrow.