8:53pm – Dogs are so gross. She ate that whole pile.

9:04pm – Ok. Almost there. Just three hours. That’s like three episodes of The Wire. It’ll fly by.

9:17pm – Cottonwood Creek. Man, there sure are a lot of Cottonwood Creeks.

9:19pm – Douglas Creek. I guess that was the Cottonwood Creek. How do they get all the way over there? Is that right? Where am I?

9:26pm – I wonder what Khaleesi’s up to.

9:33pm – This song sucks.

9:43pm – So it’s not uncommon to suffer a head injury and not remember the accident at all, right? Like, just going about your day, then wham! and you wake up in the ICU, right? So at any instant now, I could just wake up in the ICU? I wouldn’t have any idea what even happened. Weird.

9:44pm- But then, what about people who don’t wake up. They hit their head and then die. Do they still forget (or unperceive?) the accident? So that any instantaneous moment on earth could actually be the last one you perceive? Like, at any moment any of us could just sort of cease to exist? Is that how that works?

9:50pm – I wonder if I should get my wisdom teeth out.

9:59pm – Ho man that’s a sneaky cop. Didn’t even see him there. Good thing the van doesn’t go fast.

10:13pm – Dogs are so weird.

10:24pm – Boom! There are the toilets. Just hook ’em up to the van real quick and I’l be on my way.

10:26pm – Score, they’re not even filled to the brim. Shouldn’t have too much splashing on the way back.

10:27pm – My job is weird.

10:33pm – Jeez this trailer rolls rough. There’s gonna be some splashing for sure.

10:42pm – Ok. Just a little bit over an hour now. Almost there. Like, five episodes of Eastbound and Down. Actually that sounds like a long time. Shit.

10:56pm – Maybe I should have a beer.

11:04pm – That’s probably a bad call.

11:14pm – Yes officer. I’m sorry officer. Yes officer. No officer. I was not aware, officer.  I’ll get that fixed right away. Thank you officer.

11:17pm – Definitely not getting that fixed.

11:24pm – That guy’s job is kind of weird.

11:32pm – Sure glad I didn’t drink that beer.

11:38pm – God this trailer is shitty.

11:39pm – Heh.

11:50pm – Ho man that raccoon just about bought the farm.

12:03am – I swear these mile markers are wrong. I’m going to come out an measure one of these days. Really? Still 36 to go?

12:14am – I wonder if I’m going to get pulled over again. That’d be kind of funny.

12:32am – Jeez what are all these lights from? This town is fucking bright at night. Is that the airport? What are all those? Are those townhomes? Who would live out there? Where do you get coffee out there?

12:42am – Boom Done. I wonder if I should check for splashing.

12:43am – Nah.

12:52am – God dogs are weird.

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